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Your result for Howard Gardner's Eight Types of Intelligence Test...

Linguistic

33% Logical, 10% Spatial, 67% Linguistic, 18% Intrapersonal, 35% Interpersonal, 16% Musical, 6% Bodily-Kinesthetic and 35% Naturalistic!

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So yahoo was running something about Usher's new vidoe for Trading Places being disrespectful to his newly crowned wife. Here's a link to the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvVVbwkWFXQ It is hot. It is steamy. It is an Usher video.

Now my point is that this man is a musician in a music video. To me, that means he's an actor in the video. Watching that, I saw them brush lips but never out and out mack on each other. Usher made his name and his money on the fact that he's sexy and sings sexy songs. So his fans expect sexy when they open a cd or watch a vidoe by him. Some lame video where he doesn't have his shirt off or have some hot lady in it would piss his fans off. So, as a woman myself, if I knew my man made me money off of being sexy, I would understand and expect sexy on his records and in his videos. Kind of a DUH moment to me.

So I clicked into the debate for less than 5 minutes before I was so pissed that I clicked out and froze the computer.

So NONE of the main people running for office support gay marriage. Palin says that she and Mac don't want legal rights as such given to gays, but if your partner is sick you can come see them in hospital. Thanks. That means so fucking much

But if my partner dies, then I'm fucked because I'm not able to marry her/him because your backwardsass religiously motivated self refuses to allow marriage to happen between anyone but a man and a woman.

And then Biden pops up that he doesn't support gay marriage either. That he nor B O support it but they want civil liberties given to same sex couples who are in stable relationsips. SO...if that IS true- why can't I marry a woman if I so chose? Why couldn't my uncle marry the man he's been with for years? WTF? You say that you don't want to infringe or limit civil liberties of people in stable, committed relationships but stop them on the brink of actually being seen as equal citizens, deny them the right to a civil partnership. ReALLY?!

And Biden is a twat for saying that global warming is all man made. I reckon the dinos did themselves in too, all those damn CFCs and methane emmissions from their HUGE dino farts.

And then Palin wants to drill up Alaska. Can we have no sacred place? Can we not leave well enough alone? Why don't we look into other energies and say screw oil and fossile fuels as a way to drive us into the future? She talks so damn much about her energy "record" but her idea is to knock more holes into the earth and sap out any thing she can put her paws on. What is going to happen to the natural world when they drive out tehre with their big oil drilling rigs, chop down the trees - all the better to eat you my dear- and wipe out the natural resources that make Alaska a place to see? She says that they leave such a "small footprint" even when drilling on land. Ok, when I look at a place like Alaska, I don't want to see your big ass foot anywhere in my view. I don't want to see a toe mark. Nada. Zip. If we are going to do something as rash as tap Alaska (dry), then I want it to look like my campsite when I leave the next day- a little bit of flattened grass and maybe a small charred bit of dirt from my fire, you know..a blackened stone or two. I don't want to see forrest clear cut or gashes ripped in the sides of mountains or anything like what coal mining or oil drilling leaves behind. If I built a house, I dont want to see your oil platform from my window, it better look like just another stand of friggin trees.

So again, we are stuck with only 2 real choices. One choice is fueled with the words "hope" and "change" but seem to only have "hope" and "change" for some, you know those straight folks. And the other side is mounted by Methusala and Caribou Barbie (tm). Where the hell are the options? Really? I feel like I'm stuck between dumb and dumberer.

Stupid country. Stupid elections. Stupid candidates.

I have been to the clinic today for lady things to stop baby things and then to sign the REAL papers that say I work at the tech school. I've been up since 6am and am now dead on my feet. To prove that, I just typed feat instead of feet.

zzzz

I could survive for 28 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

I got a job last week. I'm an adjunct professor at the tech college here. I'm so happy. It's "part time" which means I can work 39 hours. I also NEVER work on Fridays. Partay

I went to Macon Saturday with my Stitch n Bitch for a yarn shopping spree. I go 2 sks with a wool silk blend, love. And then I got 75 mini sks to make a cute felted scarf. It will look like fruit loops when I'm done, I crochet little circles and join them together in a scarf shape. CUTE!

That's all in the world of me right now. I'll go meet with my boss.coordinator next Tuesday to get course outlines etc.

Who is your Harry Potter Mate Your Result: Remus Lupin   You like a nice, quiet mate with a little wildness hidden away. A true gentleman, he will not take advantage, you will have to take the first step. Very loyal, but very shy, it will be hard to win him over, but once you have mated, it will be for life.
Albus Dumbledore
Ronald Weasley
Severus Snape
Harry Potter
Lord Voldemort
Lucius Malfoy
Draco Malfoy
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You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish

You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them. You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.

And since it seems I might have one

Your Penis Name Is...

Captain Kirk

And just for fun (cause the other ones weren't ??? )

You are the Sense of Sight

You are a very observant, detail oriented person. You are able to take in a lot of information at once. You often see things that other people never notice. You have a good eye for design and aesthetics. You love to be surrounded by beauty - natural or not. When you imagine how something should look, you see it clearly in your mind.

So I got this email from my mom the other day and just opened it. This is what it said:

"'no longer a Christian Nation'

As I was listening to a news program last night, I watched in horror as
Barack Obama made the statement with pride...we are no longer a Christian
nation; we are now a Nation of Christians, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, . . .'
As with so many other statements I've heard him (and his wife) make, I never
thought I'd see the day that I'd hear something like that from a
presidential candidate in this nation. To think our forefathers fought and
died for the right for our nation to be a Christian Nation--and to have this
man say with pride that we are no longer that. How far this nation has come
from what our founding fathers intended it to be.

I hope that each of you will do what I'm doing now--send your concerns,
written simply and sincerely, to the Christians on your email list. With
God's help, and He is still in control of this nation and all else, we can
show this man and the world in November that we are, indeed, still a
Christian nation!"

Now, keep in mind that the founding fathers were all atheists, agnostics, or deists. NOT CHRISTIANS- Like they are playing. Our pledge didn't have "under God" added in until the 50s.

And I'm so sick of seeing shit like this against Obama. I'd be sick of it if it were against McCain either. Or Hillary, or Kerry, or Gore, or Bush, or any fing other presidential candidate. Leave religion OUT of politics.

But this did come from my mom who said that Obama was a "terrorist" and has made statements about a "colored" (cleaned up for my tastes) man taking office. GET THE HELL OVER IT! He's black, whooopie.   The real story is that it's no longer ok to attack him as a black man and say we don't exactly want him in office because he's black, so we have to attack other places.  These people are basically calling this man a "godless negro."  If it were a different time or I were a different person, maybe that would be my POV too based on where I live, you know where the KKK still has offices, but that's bullshit to me.  If you have a problem, then don't vote for him.  Don't be petty and small and attack him senselessly.  That's just childish.  

Attack the issues, not the man.  That's the American Way, or at least it should be the American Way.

/rant

 

you are indigo #4B0082

Your dominant hues are blue and magenta. You're the one who goes to all the parties but doesn't quite fit in at every one... you know what you want, but are afraid of what the world might think of it. You're a little different and that's okay with them, and if you're smart it's okay with you too. Your saturation level is very high - you are all about getting things done. The world may think you work too hard but you have a lot to show for it, and it keeps you going. You shouldn't be afraid to lead people, because if you're doing it, it'll be done right. Your outlook on life can be bright or dark, depending on the situation. You are flexible and see things objectively.

the spacefem.com html color quiz

Go figure, my favorite color

Sooo...yeah. I've had a bad night in the kitchen.
( The Story Follows )

Your results:
You are Spider-Man

Spider-Man 90% Hulk 65% Catwoman 60% Iron Man 55% Green Lantern 50% Batman 45% Superman 40% Robin 40% The Flash 35% Supergirl 30% Wonder Woman 25%

You are intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have great power and responsibility.

Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

1) Look at the list and bold those you have read.
2) Italicize those you intend to read.
3) Underline the books you LOVE.
4) Reprint this list in your own LJ so we can try and track down these people who've read only six and force books upon them ;-) 


1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
6 The Bible
7 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
12 Tess of the D'Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
14 Complete works of Shakespeare
15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulks
18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
19 The Time Traveller's Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
20 Middlemarch - George Eliot
21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens
24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy (I picked Anna Karennina instead)
25 The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
26 Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
34 Emma - Jane Austen
35 Persuasion - Jane Austen
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
38 Captain Corelli's Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
40 Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
41 Animal Farm - George Orwell - I teach this in 9th grade
42 The DaVinci Code - Dan Brown
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
46 Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
48 The Handmaid's Tale - Margaret Atwood
49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding - Also teach this one
50. Atonement - Ian McEwan
51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel
52 Dune - Frank Herbert
53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt
64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
68 Bridget Jones's Diary - Helen Fielding
69 Midnight's Children - Salman Rushdie
70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville
71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
72 Dracula - Bram Stoker
73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
75 Ulysses - James Joyce
76 The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
78 Germinal - Emile Zola
79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
80 Possession - AS Byatt
81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker
84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
86 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
87 Charlotte's Web - EB White
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
92 The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
94 Watership Down - Richard Adams
95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
98 Hamlet - William Shakespeare
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo

 

http://plurk.com/redeemByURL?from_uid=1363725&check=869606183&s=1.

Yeah, cause I have such a madd lifestyle.  :D  

Pody- I need your addy.  I want you to come to the luncheon (if you're in town) for my grad class.  :D  Free food and a fairly decent time. 

93 As a 1930s husband, I am Very Superior Take the test!

JUst dead busy.
I'm at the writing project and I'm not wired in here in Americus.  I don't have a computer at home, much less the net.  I can barely get a cell signal where I am staying.  His moms lives in the WOODS  jesus.  LIke a deer tried to eat her tomatoes yesterday and we were watching him in the yard and he blended into the yard (trees, weeds, scrub woods).

I'm ont making any sense because i'm tired and i really want to sleep in my bed tonight.  but that's not gonna happen.  fuckers

 Summer started 20 minutes ago.

DANCE

http://wantnot.net/

And she links to other freebie blogs too. :D  Cool! 

 

Six Things

"The rules of the game get posted at the beginning. Each player answers the questions about themselves. At the end of the post, the player then tags 5-6 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves them a comment, letting them know they’ve been tagged and asking them to read your blog. Let the person who tagged you know when you’ve posted your answer."

Since I hate to be tagged, I tag not here.

1) What was I doing 10 years ago? Let's see, I was 14. That puts me in middle school, living in Columbus, GA. Arnold Middle School- 8th grade. I would have been totally in love with a guy named Matt, dorky but tall, dark, and goofy cute. I was giving gifts for all occasions- wearing tie-died pants on Easter. My parents were still married- unhappily. I was growing up- trying to figure life out. :P

2) What are 5 things on my to-do list for today (not in any particular order): write study guide, learn to center clay on the wheel, spin, knit, take a nap, grade papers. Notice what I put last - the thing I hate most!

3) Snacks I enjoy: Apples, bagelfuls, cheesesticks

4) Things I would do if I were a billionaire: Quit my job, invest some money, save the rest and live off of the interest. Buy a new car. Pay off my credit cards. BUY MORE YARN!

5) Places I have lived: Cordele, Americus, Columbus, Ga Seale, Alabama

6) Jobs I have had: waitress, tutor, lab monitor, teacher, babysitter

Read this tiny article:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080519/ap_on_fe_st/odd_cookie_spill;_ylt=Ao46xc_dXWQO0Rall8cjlUftiBIF

Yeah. Cookies. On the road. Blocking traffic. I could fix that. Fast. Like superhuman fast. I'm nothing if not a fast gurgiatator. I think I'd be a great candidate for that cleanup crew. Me and a few friends I know...

:P